episodesofpiracy

[Woodeye]

AHOY MATES! Today be anudder great time on da seas! Lately, wit Hecmar away on "bidnis" I haven't been going out on the seas. Anyways...



That's right: Vali, teh local wench of AAR, has caught herself a lanlubber. I quickly set sail fer our Bay and what do I find...



HAR! It seems Vali was able ter block teh lanlubber in! Tha' sly wench. With an amused shmile I ask diz lanlubber:



Well...He obviously said "no" but what kinda pirate would I be if I let him go? Me an' Vali quickly denied his request fer safe travel...WITH SOME MAGIKS. BAM! An' they said I wuld not any make ever witty rebudul.



Some fields o' poison are planted an' then I start ter cast some other spirits...yeknow the kind...



An' his health falls lower an' lower...



Til finally I plant down some o' them Blade Spirits I was castin'. After tha' he fell mighty fast.



After checkin' his corpse...what did I find? YE GUESSED IT!



An' a few pirate tricks later an' where do I find myself? YE GUESSED IT!



An' after check teh hold I also find some decent loot...



FINALLY! Brett shows up ter give us some company an', me being a negative feller, I say ter him:



"Or should I say Cabin Boy?". Not ter get sidetracked or anything but Brett lost himself his boat! I being teh daring and powerful pirate tha' I am had to replunder it from teh thieves!

Anyways...I don't want ter stick around for very long to get this boat so I form up a plan...Teh Old Recall/Hide trick! Only I don't got hide...



Teh plan failed, but ey! No matter...I convince him tha' I'll give him his things back...BOAT AN' ALL! Now, I don't intend on doing this so I quickly recall ter me bank to get a blank key. I recall back ter teh boat and hand him teh bad key...An' we walk off teh ship together! (I was kinda preoccupied and didn't take any pictures o' these occurences)





An' that's all folks! HAR!